万界仙踪

　　叶星云师傅羽化仙去，留下了一个势力庞大的天元神宗，叶星云成为了天元神宗新一任宗主，同时以狸猫换太子的手法，变成了一个小世家的子弟，隐匿其中，静待复仇的机会。叶星云踏上了一条无比凶险的路，但是凭借着自身的谋略，和天元神宗一众高手们的辅佐，纵横捭阖，运筹帷幄，对抗庞大的大周王朝。

江湖告急国语

　　纵横江湖二十年的黑帮大佬任因久（梁家辉 饰）树敌无数，因此屡遭他人暗算，并得知有人要在24小时内取他性命。任因久即刻以“江湖告急”的名义，传令召开江湖大会，势必找出谁要害他。

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漫画家之路

Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震，氣得父親“紮紮”跳 ！電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作！ 終日游手好閒，已經廿八歲了，一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛，終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作，但只是暫時性，跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後，葛決定回到家去，但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點，搬離他們，像弟弟法迪般，找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰，葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親，弄得占士七竅生煙，使人捧腹大笑……

沙雕爆笑喜剧，为了争夺50万奖金，男子最后被大象一屁股坐死#小鬼闹非洲

　　生活在南非的土著族黑人少年祖鲁与白人少年雷诺是好朋友，但自从白人女孩罗怡娜从美国来到这里，并与雷诺要好后，祖鲁的生活发生了很大变化。罗怡娜歧视黑人并常常欺辱祖鲁，致使祖鲁带着怨恨离开心爱的女友去了美国。25年后,因盗窃罪被捕入狱的祖鲁被押送回南非继续监禁。途中，他抢走了南非反政府右翼分子头目代尔哈德的汽车和一张50万元的兑奖券，且巧遇多年未见的好友雷诺，遂与雷诺、廷茜同往萨恩城，获得了50万元大奖。与雷诺离婚后的罗怡娜此时已与代尔哈德同居。为了夺回50万元巨奖，恼羞成怒的代尔哈德与罗怡娜一路追捕祖鲁和雷诺，并欲将他们处死……

人间喜剧2010

年轻杀手司徒春运（杜汶泽 饰）和老前辈夕阳（许绍雄 饰）受雇从内地来至香港，由于消息走漏，二人中途分别，并相约在某大厦露台会面。身无分文的春运没有等到夕阳，却等来寒流与重感冒，最终昏倒在地。住在大厦内的小编剧诸葛头揪（王祖蓝 饰）发现春运，这个心地善良却又有点儿婆婆妈妈的小男人将其带回自己家中悉心照料。苏醒后的春运几度想杀头揪灭口，对方则一根筋地爱心泛滥，甚至大谈与野蛮女友徐天爱（薛凯琪 饰）浪漫又悲惨的恋爱史，全然不知危险所在。随着时间的流逝，这个杀手和编剧之间的友情日益加深。春运冷酷的心渐渐融化，头揪也学会了坚强和自信……

变形计横漂生活之野炊

　　横漂演员杨胜军在百忙之中带着爱人和孩子们开着自家的二手车在一个风景如画的山沟里搞野炊。山沟里有泉水，有池塘，有巨石，丛林一片片。他们一家人挖野菜，拾野蛋，掏鸟窝，捉鱼虾，做的都是山珍美味，泡着澡，做着各种有趣的游戏更是忘乎自我，还玩着水车，做着最原始的钻木取火，又是前所未见的，在遇见百万宝石也无动于衷，是多么的怀财不乱。普普通通的一次野炊，拉近的却是与爱人孩子之间的亲情距离。

兰心大剧院

电影根据虹影《上海之死》及横光利一《上海》改编。1941年。著名演员于堇返回孤岛时期的上海，表面上是为了出演她的旧爱执导的话剧《礼拜六小说》。但是她真正的目的是什么？是为了救出她的前夫？为了给盟军搜集情报？为了给养父工作？还是为了和自己的爱人一起逃离战争？她真正的使命是什么?随着她着手执行任务，敌我越来越难以分辨，一个女人的命运被时代紧紧牵引，她又如何做出改变

美景之屋

屋顶似乎令人窒息的因为所有的窗户都被其他建筑挡住了。每天晚上，美景之屋3从隔壁的妇女可以看到通过窗户吗？！宰民进入天台中学对面disappoointed，但所有的窗户都被其他建筑挡住了。然而，他知道，美景之屋3每天晚上他都可以看到来自另一个建筑的邻近妇女！有一天晚上，有一个最伟大的观点的屋顶上有一个令人兴奋的东西！

邪恶鬼娃[电影解说]

In the late 1990s, thirteen-year-old Sonya, along with her mother and younger sister Anya, was forced to move to live in the village. She doesn't like this change of scenery at all. Relations with the locals do not add up, and there is little entertainment here. Except to climb into an abandoned house, shrouded in silly legends about an evil Puppeteer who allegedly steals children and makes puppets out of them. But since the sisters looked into the house, something strange has been happening to the quiet, lonely Anya. After all, if no one is playing with children, a Puppeteer will play with them.

给你来点血浆

美国新锐导演巴奇李毕福、库柏罗伯特首部剧情作品，把拍片少年变成《拍血少年》。16岁瘦皮猴少年与他的听障好友梦想成为电影导演，当一颗小陨石意外坠入院子，让父亲遭感染成了僵尸，他们竟灵机一动，决定要拍摄史上第一部由真实僵尸主演的恐怖电影！但拍电影哪有那么容易？他们得一边展开选角拍摄，一边控制僵尸防堵感染扩散，应付当地侦探调查的同时，还要克服晕血症的不适。一场热血又喷血的电影圆梦计划，就此展开。

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